This Aint Star Trek XXX, weirdly captures the extreme close ups, acting and expressions many trek fans endured for four years and now remember fondly as the golden age of the trek franchise, of the original Series.

Space, the Ultimate Frontier. These are the journeys of the Starship Enterprise, our mission; to explore new worlds, to peacefully unite, blend merge with strange new lifeforms, to boldly arrive again and again where no man has cum before…

The parody takes place almost entirely aboard the Enterprise and to be quite honest I would like to have seen some of the good old away missions to strange new lands captured here. The away missions and Planet exploration was something that I always loved in the TV shows.

Having said that though, I’m not necessarily one for watching ‘plot-point’ porn, i like them, enjoy them and appreciate the skill and scale of the producer’s vision and ambition but i’d rather just watch fucking if i’m tuning in to a porn film. The parodies are slightly different to the likes of Pirates and other plot-based porn flicks, mainly because they know what they are and never attempt to take themselves seriously.

Jenna Haze is absolutely awesome, I could not keep count of how many times she referred to Tony Desergio as Vulcan and his ‘rare Vulcan cum.’ That was hot, if not a little weird and bizarre.

Evan Stone, I really don’t know who would’ve been a better porn, parody of Kirk and Sasha Grey, well wow is all i can say, when the two ‘blend and merge’ on the transporter room pads, it definitely makes me want beam aboard…